The Mighty Mother, and her son who brings 
The Smithfield muses to the ear of kings, 
I sing. Say you, her instruments the great! 
Called to this work by Dulness, Jove, and Fate; 
You by whose care, in vain decried and cursed, 
Still Dunce the second reigns like Dunce the first; 
Say how the Goddess bade Britannia sleep, 
And poured her spirit o?er the land and deep. 
In eldest time, e?er mortals writ or read, 
E?er Pallas issued from the Thunderer?s head, 
Dulness o?er all possessed her ancient right, 
Daughter of Chaos and eternal Night: 
Fate in their dotage this fair idiot gave, 
Gross as her sire, and as her mother grave, 
Laborious, heavy, busy, bold, and blind, 
She ruled, in native anarchy, the mind. 
Still her old empire to restore she tries, 
For, born a goddess, Dulness never dies. 
O thou! whatever title please thine ear, 
Dean, Drapier, Bickerstaff, or Gulliver! 
Whether thou choose Cervantes? serious air, 
Or laugh and shake in Rabelais? easy chair, 
Or praise the court, or magnify mankind, 
Or thy grieved country?s copper chains unbind; 
From thy Boeotia though her power retires, 
Mourn not, my SWIFT, at ought our realm acquires, 
Here pleased behold her mighty wings out-spread 
To hatch a new Saturnian age of lead. 
Close to those walls where Folly holds her throne, 
And laughs to think Monroe would take her down, 
Where o?er the gates, by his famed by father?s hand 
Great Cibber?s brazen, brainless brothers stand; 
One cell there is, concealed from vulgar eye, 
The cave of poverty and poetry. 
Keen, hollow winds howl through the bleak recess, 
Emblem of music caused by emptiness. 
Hence bards, like Proteus long in vain tied down, 
Escape in monsters, and amaze the town. 
Hence miscellanies spring, the weekly boast 
Of Curll?s chaste press, and Lintot?s rubric post : 
Hence hymning Tyburn?s elegiac lines, 
Hence Journals, Medleys, Merc?ries, Magazines: 
Sepulchral lies, our holy walls to grace, 
And new Year odes, and all the Grub Street race. 
In clouded majesty here Dulness shone; 
Four guardian virtues, round, support her throne: 
Fierce champion Fortitude, that knows no fears 
Of hisses, blows, or want, or loss of ears: 
Calm Temperance, whose blessings those partake 
Who hunger, and who thirst for scribbling sake: 
Prudence, whose glass presents th? approaching goal. 
Poetic justice, with her lifted scale, 
Where, in nice balance, truth with gold she weighs, 
And solid pudding against empty praise. 
Here she beholds the chaos dark and deep, 
Where nameless somethings in their causes sleep, 
Till genial Jacob, or a warm third day, 
Call forth each mass, a poem, or a play: 
How hints, like spawn, scarce quick in embryo lie, 
How new-born nonsense first is taught to cry. 
Maggots half-formed in rhyme exactly meet, 
And learn to crawl upon poetic feet. 
Here one poor word an hundred clenches makes, 
And ductile dullness new meanders takes; 
There motley images her fancy strike, 
Figures ill paired, and similes unlike. 
She sees a mob of metaphors advance, 
Pleased with the madness of the mazy dance: 
How tragedy and comedy embrace; 
How farce and epic get a jumbled race; 
How time himself stands still at her command, 
Realms shift their place, and ocean turns to land. 
Here gay description Egypt glads with showers, 
Or gives to Zembla fruits, to Barca flowers; 
Glittering with ice here hoary hills are seen, 
There painted valleys of eternal green, 
In cold December fragrant chaplets blow, 
And heavy harvests nod beneath the snow. 
All these, and more, the cloud-compelling Queen 
Beholds through fogs, that magnify the scene. 
She, tinselled o?er in robes of varying hues, 
With self-applause her wild creation views; 
Sees momentary monsters rise and fall, 
And with her own fools-colours gilds them all. 
?Twas on the day, when 

rich and grave, 
Like Cimon, triumphed both on land and wave: 
(Pomps without guilt, of bloodless swords and maces, 
Glad chains, warm furs, broad banners, and broad faces) 
Now night descending, the proud scene was o?er, 
But lived, in Settle?s numbers, one day more. 
Now mayors and shrieves all hushed and satiate lay, 
Yet eat, in dreams, the custard of the day; 
While pensive poets painful vigils keep, 
Sleepless themselves, to give their readers sleep. 
Much to the mindful Queen the feast recalls 
What city swans once sung within the walls; 
Much she revolves their arts, their ancient praise, 
And sure succession down from Heywood?s days. 
She saw, with joy, the line immortal run, 
Each sire impressed and glaring in his son: 
So watchful Bruin forms, with plastic care, 
Each growing lump, and brings it to a bear. 
She saw old Prynne in restless Daniel shine,