Now, this is number one,
 And the fun has just begun.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.[CHORUS] 
 Roll me over, in the clover,
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.
 Now, this is number two,
 And he's got me in a stew.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.[CHORUS]

 Now, this is number three,
 And his hand is on my knee.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.[CHORUS]

 Now, this is number four,
 And he's got me on the floor.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.[CHORUS]

 Now, this is number five,
 And his hand is on my thigh.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.[CHORUS]

 Now, this is number six,
 And he's got me in a fix.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.[CHORUS]

 Now, this is number seven,
 And it's just like being in heaven.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.[CHORUS]

 Now, this is number eight,
 And the doctor's at the gate.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.[CHORUS]

 Now, this is number nine,
 And the twins are doing fine.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.[CHORUS]

 Now, this is number ten,
 And he's started once again.
 Roll me over, lay me down,
 And do it again.