Here you will find the Poem Ode--'On A Distant Prospect' Of Making A Fortune of poet Charles Stuart Calverley
Now the 'rosy morn appearing' Floods with light the dazzled heaven; And the schoolboy groans on hearing That eternal clock strike seven:- Now the waggoner is driving Towards the fields his clattering wain; Now the bluebottle, reviving, Buzzes down his native pane. But to me the morn is hateful: Wearily I stretch my legs, Dress, and settle to my plateful Of (perhaps inferior) eggs. Yesterday Miss Crump, by message, Mentioned 'rent,' which 'p'raps I'd pay;' And I have a dismal presage That she'll call, herself, to-day. Once, I breakfasted off rosewood, Smoked through silver-mounted pipes - Then how my patrician nose would Turn up at the thought of 'swipes!' Ale,--occasionally claret, - Graced my luncheon then:- and now I drink porter in a garret, To be paid for heaven knows how. When the evening shades are deepened, And I doff my hat and gloves, No sweet bird is there to 'cheep and Twitter twenty million loves:' No dark-ringleted canaries Sing to me of 'hungry foam;' No imaginary 'Marys' Call fictitious 'cattle home.' Araminta, sweetest, fairest! Solace once of every ill! How I wonder if thou bearest Mivins in remembrance still! If that Friday night is banished Yet from that retentive mind, When the others somehow vanished, And we two were left behind:- When in accents low, yet thrilling, I did all my love declare; Mentioned that I'd not a shilling - Hinted that we need not care: And complacently you listened To my somewhat long address - (Listening, at the same time, isn't Quite the same as saying Yes). Once, a happy child, I carolled O'er green lawns the whole day through, Not unpleasingly apparelled In a tightish suit of blue:- What a change has now passed o'er me! Now with what dismay I see Every rising morn before me! Goodness gracious, patience me! And I'll prowl, a moodier Lara, Through the world, as prowls the bat, And habitually wear a Cypress wreath around my hat: And when Death snuffs out the taper Of my Life, (as soon he must), I'll send up to every paper, 'Died, T. Mivins; of disgust.'