Here you will find the Poem A Parent Reprimanded of poet James Whitcomb Riley
Sometimes I think 'at Parents does Things ist about as bad as _us_-- Wite 'fore our vurry eyes, at that! Fer one time Pa he scold' my Ma 'Cause he can't find his hat; An' she ist _cried_, she did! An' I Says, 'Ef you scold my Ma Ever again an' make her cry, Wy, you sha'n't _be_ my Pa!' An' nen he laugh' an' find his hat Ist wite where Ma she said it's at!
