Joseph Furphy

Here you will find the Poem Breaking The News of poet Joseph Furphy

Breaking The News

Johnny's drowned ? here's his clo'es 
Where he's got to, we dunno; 
Sure enough, he never rose; 
So we thought we'd let you know. 
Gosh! the fright has knocked us flat ? 
Here's his shirt, an' here's his hat. 

Never seen him since he plopp'd, 
Jist a'side the big red-gum; 
So, thinks we, poor Johnny's copp'd ? 
All so suddent! ? ain't it rum? 
Must be snagg'd among the roots ? 
Here's his pants, an' socks, an' boots. 

Simplest thing you ever seen ? 
Only just a common swim ? 
Cripes! it might as ready been 
Me or Bill in place o' him! 
Try to snake him out, I s'pose? 
Anyway, we fetch'd his clo'es.