English Teeth, English Teeth! 
Shining in the sun 
A part of British heritage 
Aye, each and every one. 
English Teeth, Happy Teeth! 
Always having fun 
Clamping down on bits of fish 
And sausages half done. 
English Teeth! HEROES' Teeth! 
Hear them click! and clack! 
Let's sing a song of praise to them - 
Three Cheers for the Brown Grey and Black.