You mustn't groom an Arab with a file. 
 You hadn't ought to tension-spring a mule. 
You couldn't push a brumby fifty mile 
 And drop him in a boiler-shed to cool. 
I'll sling you through six counties in a day. 
 I'll hike you up a grade of one in ten. 
I am Duty, Law and Order under way, 
 I'm the Mentor of banana-fingered men! 
I will make you I know your left hand from your right. 
 I will teach you not to drink about your biz. 
I'm the only temperance advocate in sight! 
 I am all the Education Act there is!