Here you will find the Poem The Ballade of the Incompetent Ballade-Monger of poet James Kenneth Stephen
I am not ambitious at all: I am not a poet, I know (Though I do love to see a mere scrawl To order and symmetry grow). My muse is uncertain and slow, I am not expert with my tools, I lack the poetic argot: But I hope I have kept to the rules. When your brain is undoubtedly small, 'Tis hard, sir, to write in a row, Some five or six rhymes to Nepaul, And more than a dozen to Joe: The metre is easier though, Three rhymes are sufficient for 'ghouls,' My lines are deficient in go, But I hope I have kept to the rules. Unable to fly let me crawl, Your patronage kindly bestow: I am not the author of Saul, I am not Voltaire or Rousseau: I am not desirous, oh no! To rise from the ranks of the fools, To shine with Gosse, Dobson and Co.: But I hope I have kept to the rules. Dear Sir, though my language is low, Let me dip in Pierian pools: My verses are only so so, But I hope I have kept to the rules.