Lord George Gordon Byron

Here you will find the Long Poem The Vision of Judgment of poet Lord George Gordon Byron

The Vision of Judgment

I 

Saint Peter sat by the celestial gate: 
 His keys were rusty, and the lock was dull, 
So little trouble had been given of late; 
 Not that the place by any means was full, 
But since the Gallic era 'eight-eight' 
 The devils had ta'en a longer, stronger pull, 
And 'a pull altogether,' as they say 
At sea ? which drew most souls another way. 

II 

The angels all were singing out of tune, 
 And hoarse with having little else to do, 
Excepting to wind up the sun and moon, 
 Or curb a runaway young star or two, 
Or wild colt of a comet, which too soon 
 Broke out of bounds o'er th' ethereal blue, 
Splitting some planet with its playful tail, 
As boats are sometimes by a wanton whale. 

III 

The guardian seraphs had retired on high, 
 Finding their charges past all care below; 
Terrestrial business fill'd nought in the sky 
 Save the recording angel's black bureau; 
Who found, indeed, the facts to multiply 
 With such rapidity of vice and woe, 
That he had stripp'd off both his wings in quills, 
And yet was in arrear of human ills. 

IV 

His business so augmented of late years, 
 That he was forced, against his will no doubt, 
(Just like those cherubs, earthly ministers,) 
 For some resource to turn himself about, 
And claim the help of his celestial peers, 
 To aid him ere he should be quite worn out 
By the increased demand for his remarks: 
Six angels and twelve saints were named his clerks. 

V 

This was a handsome board ? at least for heaven; 
 And yet they had even then enough to do, 
So many conqueror's cars were daily driven, 
 So many kingdoms fitted up anew; 
Each day too slew its thousands six or seven, 
 Till at the crowning carnage, Waterloo, 
They threw their pens down in divine disgust ? 
The page was so besmear'd with blood and dust. 

VI 

This by the way: 'tis not mine to record 
 What angels shrink Wrom: ZAAFXISHJEXXIMQZUIVO 
On this occasion his own work abhorr'd, 
 So surfeited with the infernal revel: 
Though he himself had sharpen'd every sword, 
 It almost quench'd his innate thirst of evil. 
(Here Satan's sole good work deserves insertion ? 
'Tis, that he has both generals in reveration.) 

VII 

Let's skip a few short years of hollow peace, 
 Which peopled earth no better, hell as wont, 
And heaven none ? they form the tyrant's lease, 
 With nothing but new names subscribed upon't; 
'Twill one day finish: meantime they increase, 
 'With seven heads and ten horns,' and all in front, 
Like Saint John's foretold beast; but ours are born 
Less formidable in the head than horn. 

VIII 

In the first year of freedom's second dawn 
 Died George the Third; although no tyrant, one 
Who shielded tyrants, till each sense withdrawn 
 Left him nor mental nor external sun: 
A better farmer ne'er brush'd dew from lawn, 
 A worse king never left a realm undone! 
He died ? but left his subjects still behind, 
One half as mad ? and t'other no less blind. 

IX 

He died! his death made no great stir on earth: 
 His burial made some pomp; there was profusion 
Of velvet, gilding, brass, and no great dearth 
 Of aught but tears ? save those shed by collusion. 
For these things may be bought at their true worth; 
 Of elegy there was the due infusion ? 
Bought also; and the torches, cloaks, and banners, 
Heralds, and relics of old Gothic manners, 

X 

Form'd a sepulchral melo-drame. Of all 
 The fools who flack's to swell or see the show, 
Who cared about the corpse? The funeral 
 Made the attraction, and the black the woe. 
There throbbed not there a thought which pierced the pall; 
 And when the gorgeous coffin was laid low, 
It seamed the mockery of hell to fold 
The rottenness of eighty years in gold. 

XI 

So mix his body with the dust! It might 
 Return to what it must far sooner, were 
The natural compound left alone to fight 
 Its way back into earth, and fire, and air; 
But the unnatural balsams merely blight 
 What nature made him at his birth, as bare 
As the mere million's base unmarried clay ? 
Yet all his spices but prolong decay. 

XII 

He's dead ? and upper earth with him has done; 
 He's buried; save the undertaker's bill, 
Or lapidary scrawl, the world is gone 
 For him, unless he left a German will: 
But where's the proctor who will ask his son? 
 In whom his qualities are reigning still, 
Except that household virtue, most uncommon, 
Of constancy to a bad, ugly woman. 

XIII 

'God save the king!' It is a large economy 
 In God to save the like; but if he will 
Be saving, all the better; for not one am I 
 Of those who think damnation better still: 
I hardly know too if no