Here you will find the Poem God's Wheel of poet Sheldon Allan Silverstein
God says to me with a kind of smile, 'Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world?' 'Okay,' says I, 'I'll give it a try. Where do I set? How much do I get? What time is lunch? When can I quit?' 'Gimme back that wheel,' says God. 'I don't think you're quite ready yet.'