'Twas Driver Smith of Battery A was anxious to see a fight; 
He thought of the Transvaal all the day, he thought of it all the night -- 
"Well, if the battery's left behind, I'll go to the war," says he, 
"I'll go a-driving and ambulance in the ranks of the A.M.C. 
"I'm fairly sick of these here parades -- it's want of a change that kills -- 
A-charging the Randwick Rifle Range and aiming at Surry Hills. 
And I think if I go with the ambulance I'm certain to find a show, 
For they have to send the Medical men wherever the troops can go. 

"Wherever the rifle bullets flash and the Maxims raise a din, 
It's here you'll find the Medical men a-raking the wounded in -- 
A-raking 'em in like human flies -- and a driver smart like me 
Will find some scope for his extra skill in the ranks of the A.M.C." 

So Driver Smith he went to war a-cracking his driver's whip, 
From ambulance to collecting base they showed him his regular trip. 
And he said to the boys that were marching past, as he gave his whip a crack, 
"You'll walk yourselves to the fight," says he -- "Lord spare me, I'll drive you back." 

Now the fight went on in the Transvaal hills for the half of a day or more, 
And Driver Smith he worked his trip -- all aboard for the seat of war! 
He took his load from the stretcher men and hurried 'em homeward fast 
Till he heard a sound that he knew full well -- a battery rolling past. 

He heard the clink of the leading chains and the roll of the guns behind -- 
He heard the crack of the drivers' whips, and he says to 'em, "Strike me blind, 
I'll miss me trip with this ambulance, although I don't care to shirk, 
But I'll take the car off the line today and follow the guns at work." 

Then up the Battery Colonel came a-cursing 'em black in the face. 
"Sit down and shift 'e,, you drivers there, and gallop 'em into place." 
So off the Battery rolled and swung, a-going a merry dance, 
And holding his own with the leading gun goes Smith with his ambulance. 

They opened fire on the mountain side, a-peppering by and large, 
When over the hill above their flank the Boers came down at the charge; 
They rushed the guns with a daring rush, a-volleying left and right, 
And Driver Smith and his ambulance moved up to the edge of the fight. 

The gunners stuck to their guns like men, and fought as the wild cats fight, 
For a Battery man don't leave his gun with ever a hope in sight; 
But the bullets sang and the Mausers cracked and the Battery men gave away, 
Till Driver Smith with his ambulance drove into the thick of the fray. 

He saw the head of the Transvaal troop a-thundering to and fro, 
A hard old face with a monkey beard -- a face that he seemed to know; 
"Now who's that leader?" said Driver Smith. "I've seen him before today. 
Why, bless my heart, but it's Kruger's self," and he jumped for him straight away. 

He collared old Kruger round the waist and hustled him into the van. 
It wasn't according to stretcher drill for raising a wounded man; 
But he forced him in and said, "All aboard, we're off for a little ride, 
And you'll have the car to yourself," says he, "I reckon we're full inside." 

He wheeled his team on the mountain side and set 'em a merry pace, 
A-galloping over the rocks and stones, and a lot of the Boers gave chase; 
Bur Driver Smith had a fairish start, and he said to the Boers, "Good-day, 
You have Buckley's chance for to catch a man that was trained in Battery A." 

He drove his team to the hospital bed and said to the P.M.O., 
"Beg pardon, sir, but I missed the trip, mistaking the way to go; 
And Kruger came to the ambulance and asked could we spare a bed, 
So I fetched him here, and we'll take him home to show for a bob a head." 

So the word went round to the English troops to say they need fight no more, 
For Driver Smith with his ambulance had ended the blooming war. 
And in London now at the music halls he's starring it every night, 
And drawing a hundred pounds a week to tell how he won the fight.